http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/ barrelxofxsluts - LiveJournal.com Mon, 04 Oct 2004 03:49:56 GMT LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com barrelxofxsluts 1838940 personal http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/15628960/1838940 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/ 100 100 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/5418.html Mon, 04 Oct 2004 03:49:56 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/5418.html <p><font color="#cc33cc">sup homies? me llamo katarina. im russian. im also obese. i weigh about 247 pounds right now. i am 13 years old. does anyone haave an tips for dieting? my parents just moved me here from russia and now im down under in texas. i know yall think that id be in australia, but im not. im in texas. people also think im what you americans call retarded, but im not. im actually a fat, smart, girl. i love texas. and i love everyone. except for certain people. actually pretty much teh world. i just really wanna go back to russia. or even poland. or even hong kong. or bangkok. anywhere out of texas. or the united states in general. i am texan, but i hate it. im actually a outhern texan, and i like meat. i dont understand why people say that im a vegan. i would like to let everyone know, that im not a vegan, i like meat. i like to eat meat. so im no vegan. meat is delicious. but im russian. and ive decided that i dont wanna go back to russia. or poland. or hong kong. or bangkok. i would like to go to iceland. but no, that doesnt sound too fun. i think i want to go to the dominican republic. because there, my family would approve of the men. like cay-len. gosh how they would approve. i cant even explain to you what they would do. except theres one problem. i dont know if he would approve. you see, i dont got no dad. i mean seriously i never have. i have two moms. and one of them is obese. and thats where i got my 247 pounds. god damn it ma, why did you have to be so damn fat? gosh rosie, lose some weight lady! its because of you that i am so fat, and running from country and state to state and country. so to all you kids out there. peace out. and to you dandan, i hate you! peace and spread the amour because ¿donde esta el amour? seriously, when you find, tell penelope. shell be waiting. until next time</font></p> <p><font color="#cc33cc">~katarina</font></p> http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/5418.html my richard simmons workout video my richard simmons workout video full public 2 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/5171.html Sat, 22 May 2004 21:55:26 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/5171.html Ok here's the survey for the perfect man! Yay please do it and try not to joke around so we dont look too stupid...we love you!<br /><br />The Perfect Man<br />Place an “x” next to one of the following :<br />Feet : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Legs (shape of) : skinny ___ chubby ___ muscular ___ DC ___<br />Legs (legnth of) : short ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Butt : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Hips : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Stomach : flat ___ small pooch ___ chubby ___ 6 pack ___ DC ___<br />Shoulders : narrow ___ normal ___ broad ___ DC ___<br />Chest : ripped __ skinny ___ large ___ slighty ripped ___ DC ___<br />Arms : skinny ___ normal ___ muscular ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Hands : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Chin : prominent ___ dimpled ___ normal ____ DC ___<br />Lips : full ___ thin ___ full upper lip ___ full lower ___ normal ___ DC ___<br />Teeth : perfect ___ don’t have to be perfect, just not bad ___ DC ___<br />Nose (size of) : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Nose (shape of) : perky ___ sloped ___ turned up ___ turned down ___ DC ___<br />Eyes (size of) : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Eyes (shape of) : almond ___ round ___ asian ___ DC ___<br />Eyes (color of) : blue ___ green ___ dark brown ___ black ___ grey ___ light brown ___ DC ___<br />Eyebrows : thick ___ thin ___ medium ___ natural ___ DC ___<br />Forehead : high ___ low ___ normal ___ DC ___<br />Hair Line : widow’s peak ___ normal ___ receding ___ DC ___<br />Skin : white ___ golden ___ olive ___ brown ___ DC ___<br />Face : clear skin ___ DC ___<br />Ears : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Eyelashes : short ___ medium ___ long ___ DC ___<br />Hair (style of) : bald ___ buzz cut ___ spiked ___ short but not spiked ___ shaggy ___ long ___ DC ___<br />Hair (color of) : bleach blonde ___ dirty blonde ___ red ___ light brown ___ dark brown ___ black ___ DC ___<br />Hair (texture of) : curly ___ wavy ___ straight ___ DC ___<br />Facial : beard ___ goatee ___ mustache ___ clean shaven ___ scruffy but shaves ___ DC ___<br />Sideburns : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___<br />Chest Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___<br />Arm Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___<br />Armpit Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___<br />Leg Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___<br />Back Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___<br />How He Dresses : stylish ___ comfortable ___ preppy ___ skater ___ sporty ___ punk ___ mix of styles ___ DC ___<br />Male Celebrity : David Beckham ___ Vin Diesel ___ Jake Gyllenhal ___ Brad Pitt ____ Yow Ming (the basketball player) ___ Enrique Inglesias ___ Denzel Washington ___<br />Extra Stuff - put an “x” to all that apply : freckles ___ moles ___ birthmarks ___ tatoo ___ more than one tatoo ___ piercing ___ more than one piercing ___ http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/5171.html public 5 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4927.html Sat, 22 May 2004 21:09:09 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4927.html Gaby and I (Sophie) made a survey for men on their perfect woman. So pretty please fill it out so we can pass health. And even tho it'd be really fun to joke around, please be serious or we'll look really stupid. So if u love us, fill out our survey! Also, we're gona make one for the girls about guys, so girls fill the new one out when we post it.<br />Love To All of You,<br />Sophie and Gaby<br /><br />The Perfect Woman<br />Place an “x” next to one of the following :<br />Nails : manicured ___ bare ___ don’t care ___<br />Feet : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Legs (shape of) : skinny ___ chubby ___ muscular ___ shapely ___ DC ___<br />Legs (legnth of) : short ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Butt : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Hips : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Stomach : flat ___ small pooch ___ chubby ___ DC ___<br />Breasts (size of) : A ___ B ___ C ___ D ___ larger than D ___ DC ___<br />Breasts (shape of) : cone ___ round ___ pointed down ___ turned up ___ DC___<br />Shoulders : narrow ___ normal ___ broad ___ DC ___<br />Arms : skinny ___ normal ___ muscular ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Hands : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Chin : prominent ___ dimpled ___ normal ____ DC ___<br />Lips : full ___ thin ___ full upper lip ___ full lower ___ normal ___ DC ___<br />Teeth : perfect ___ don’t have to be perfect, just not bad ___ DC ___<br />Nose (size of) : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Nose (shape of) : perky ___ sloped ___ turned up ___ turned down ___ DC ___<br />Eyes (size of) : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Eyes (shape of) : almond ___ round ___ asian ___ DC ___<br />Eyes (color of) : blue ___ green ___ dark brown ___ black ___ grey ___ light brown ___ DC ___<br />Eyebrows : thick ___ thin ___ medium ___ natural ___ DC ___<br />Forehead : high ___ low ___ normal ___ DC ___<br />Hair Line : widow’s peak ___ normal ___ receding ___ DC ___<br />Skin : white ___ golden ___ olive ___ brown ___ DC ___<br />Face : clear skin ___ DC ___<br />Ears : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___<br />Eyelashes : short ___ medium ___ long ___ DC ___<br />Hair (style of) : boy short ___ chin length ___ shoulder length ___ midback length ___ butt length ___ DC ___<br />Hair (color of) : bleach blonde ___ dirty blonde ___ red ___ light brown ___ dark brown ___ black ___ DC ___<br />Hair (texture of) : curly ___ wavy ___ straight ___ DC ___<br />How She Dresses : shows off her body ___ modest ___ stylish ___ comfortable ___ punk ___ mix of styles ___ DC ___<br />Pick the Hottest Celebrity : JLo ___ Beyonce ___ Britney Spears ___ Angelina Jolie ___ Halle Berry ___ Lucy Liu ___ Cameron Diaz ___<br />Extra Stuff - put an “x” to all that apply : freckles ___ moles ___ birthmarks ___ <br />Thank You We love You Back! http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4927.html public 3 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4849.html Fri, 14 May 2004 01:51:38 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4849.html lisetty and I now share a lj so add it<br />suck_my_balls05<br /><br />~gaby http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4849.html public 2 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4438.html Sun, 09 May 2004 23:45:22 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4438.html tweedledoo333 (11:16:55 PM): nothing really...just chillen...natasha i think we should get you some help...im sorry to bring this up bu these past few days...ur eating habits have gone out of control...more than they uual tho<br />tweedledoo333 (11:17:29 PM): the usual<br />DarlinStarfish (11:17:31 PM): tweedledoo333 (11:16:55 PM): nothing really...just chillen...natasha i think we should get you some help...im sorry to bring this up bu these past few days...ur eating habits have gone out of control...more than they uual tho<br />.......<br />DarlinStarfish (11:20:45 PM): gaby ur just fat ok...it jhasnt just been the past 2 days...but the past 2 months...you need to stop eating as much or work out a lot more<br />tweedledoo333 (11:23:25 PM): tasha i seriously do not know what to do with you anymore...im embarassed by your weight problem..im sorry if this goes on any longer i doubt we can still be friends<br />DarlinStarfish (11:24:02 PM): gaby, i know im fat. youre maming me cry right now, but youre a lot fatter. and i eat more than you. its kinda sad. dont you think? http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4438.html im just a kid-simple plan im just a kid-simple plan public 7 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4316.html Sun, 25 Apr 2004 05:34:20 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4316.html tweedledoo333 (10:27:03 PM): so today i pissed my self<br />tweedledoo333 (10:27:04 PM): twice!<br />DarlinStarfish (10:27:09 PM): haha<br />DarlinStarfish (10:27:24 PM): whatd u do? kick the hill? there was no wall to kick<br />tweedledoo333 (10:28:06 PM): ahaha huh?<br />DarlinStarfish (10:28:31 PM): did soph have to lend u clothes....loser u always kick a wall and then go to the ground. but sophie told me you peed when u fell down the hill<br />tweedledoo333 (10:29:12 PM): ahaha okay so i was ganna scare mia by like pushing her <br />tweedledoo333 (10:29:15 PM): into the pool<br />DarlinStarfish (10:29:22 PM): but u peed instead?<br />tweedledoo333 (10:29:31 PM): yah because sh fell over onto the floor<br />tweedledoo333 (10:29:34 PM): and so i peed<br />tweedledoo333 (10:29:47 PM): and then mia and i were both jumping and i pushed her and then she fell<br />tweedledoo333 (10:29:50 PM): and i peedd again<br />DarlinStarfish (10:30:06 PM): oyvay cruz<br /><br />wow o wow http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/4316.html sick public 7 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3884.html Sat, 13 Mar 2004 01:13:10 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3884.html ahah so have u ever realized how much hatred we have towards m&ms and skittles?? and have u ever realized how losers change schools and think that changing schools will realli help..but then change back schools...oi and hopefulli they will realize that no matter what school what state what city the move into...they are always ganna be the same pathetic loser they have always been...so might as well get used it ;)...hum so thhis is the end...and now natasha an i will be enjoying eachothers company ;)<br />~gaby and natasha(the fattest people on earth...other than mia and sophie that is) http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3884.html natasha singing a song about how fat i am :) natasha singing a song about how fat i am :) public 6 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3665.html Sat, 13 Mar 2004 01:12:23 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3665.html ahah so have u ever realized how much hatred we have towards m&ms and skittles?? and have u ever realized how losers change schools and think that changing schools will realli help..but then change back schools...oi and hopefulli they will realize that no matter what school what state what city the move into...they are always ganna be the same pathetic loser they have always been...so might as well get used it ;)...hum so thhis is the end...and now natasha an i will be enjoying eachothers company ;)<br />~gaby and natasha(the fattest people on earth...other than mia and sophie that is) http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3665.html public 2 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3521.html Sat, 06 Mar 2004 06:51:15 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3521.html first date ever...with one of the fattest people alive...aha and that would be sophie..<br />~gaby http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3521.html public 3 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3312.html Thu, 26 Feb 2004 02:49:58 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3312.html CUM DRUNK GUTTER SLUT! YESS YESSSSSS! OUR NEW WORD NO STEALING!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />ok...4 words http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3312.html realist nigga realist nigga chipper public 4 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3015.html Mon, 16 Feb 2004 06:46:58 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3015.html tweedledoo333: AAHAHAHA!@ grosssssss!!!!!! <br /> tweedledoo333: yucki <br /> tweedledoo333: its BLANK1 tho <br /> tweedledoo333: ew <br /> tweedledoo333: gross <br /> tweedledoo333: yucki <br /> Thumpa3: its so huge that the veins r all popping out n going "hi, were veins, n were popping out of a humongous penis!!!! " <br /> Thumpa3: lol!!! <br /> tweedledoo333: EWWWWWW...MIA!!!!...THTS SOOOOO SICK...YUCKI!! <br /> Thumpa3: lol!!!! <br /> tweedledoo333: ahaha mia i just thought about the picture u drew of BLANK2..and her &quot;real long shlong&quot; <br /> tweedledoo333: aahaha and BLANK3 <br /> Thumpa3: hahaha <br /> Thumpa3: his is small <br /> Thumpa3: n u cant see the veins <br /> tweedledoo333: ewwwwww <br /> Thumpa3: but his has eyebrows <br /> tweedledoo333: eyebrows??!?!/1 <br /> tweedledoo333: on his penis? <br /> Thumpa3: lol yes <br /> Thumpa3: and one eye <br /> tweedledoo333: ewww ewww ewww <br /> tweedledoo333: mia were hanging out with BLANK1 and BLANK3 soon <br /> Thumpa3: yes! 2mrow! and well pants BLANK3 n ull see his eyebrows! <br /> tweedledoo333: eww!!!..ahaha i wanan take a picture of it <br /> tweedledoo333: lol<br /><br /><br /><br />PS: THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN MORE PACKAGES THAN THE UPS<br />PPS: WELL PUT THE PICUTRE ON WHEN WE TAKE IT &gt;:) http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/3015.html laughing under my breath laughing under my breath awake public 4 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/2618.html Fri, 13 Feb 2004 04:40:43 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/2618.html 3rd period is the best class EVER and my 3 sluts know why..lol..okay so yah today in health i got to *teach* the class on families...and it was pretti sscari...but then after a while it was realli fun and some realli stupid kid asked me what permanent meant..so i gave him *the look*<br />hum oh yah and i cant wait till valentines! not!! because this is going to be my 2197394757493 valentine alone..ooh yah...fuuun..oh and pracitce today was the best we got to play world cup and of course mia and i were CUBA! ooh yah baby...kicked major ass...lol..and kicked lots of balls at the cheerleaders :)<br />~gab http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/2618.html loved public 3 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/2508.html Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:15:33 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/2508.html humm today after school went to canoga saw lots of people...umm got realli close to kahlil...oh man he makes me laugh..humm then walked around a lot..and now my feet hurt :-/...ohh weo..umm than later went to the mall with my 3 favorite sluts..and hum i tired on a skirt in size 0 and fuck my fat ass wasnt able to fit..so i tried one in size 1 my fat asss still coudltn fit...so i tried on a size 3 and it fit..i remember the days when i used to fit into a size 0...but size 3 makes me happi :) oh yah and natasha has great legs...and i think she shud show off her legs more often man...ohhh yezz.. and the thing that made my day today was going into hollister and playing with that thingy that lets you choose songs...oh god it makes me smile when i think about it.. :)...seee im smiling right this momeNT..ooh yah and i LOVE YOU<br />~gaby<br /><br />p.s. <br />EWWW UR A DIRTY GIRL...YUCKi<br />i lOVE nikki http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/2508.html public 6 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/2208.html Thu, 29 Jan 2004 05:45:16 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/2208.html thank g-d for music, without it, i think id just state the obvious and tell berchin to get himself laid and stop taking out his life's frustrations on his students...had to get that one out, i hate studying and when i have to actually do it (for a full two hours, thank you) i get pretty annoyed...good game today guys, im proud of all of u! now ill stop stalling and go shower...<br />~sophie~<br />p.s. i am no longer a virgin! in terms of updating a live journal, that is... http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/2208.html Stephen Speaks...really calms u down Stephen Speaks...really calms u down pissed off public 4 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/1856.html Thu, 22 Jan 2004 02:43:54 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/1856.html ok hey its natasha. ok well got soccer pictures back today. aww soph, mia, and gabs i need to show you mine and yes mia scan onto ur computer por favor. yes well we tied and jv won! wooooohoooo! yes yes so um tomorrow is carta final for espanol una a. yes yes very scared but hopefully i shall do very well. yes ummmmm i did my math hw on my own go me! haha anyways, today was fun. lunch was a lotta fun. anyways yes yes i shall go now but i truly love everyone at the moment! love you all &hearts;<br />*Tasha http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/1856.html public 7 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/1663.html Wed, 21 Jan 2004 06:04:10 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/1663.html blah http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/1663.html public 1 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/1411.html Sun, 18 Jan 2004 04:52:18 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/1411.html so hum yesterday was pretti damn fun..humm okie so i came home then later went to eat cuban food with my fellow cubans..ahahaha yeah i have officially decided that natasha and sophie are real cubans ..humm then we went to the galleria which is the stupidest place in the whole wide world...it was just a waist of time going there...so humm then mia sophie natasha calen and mikey came back to my house and watched a realli stuppid movie...and then the left...and then we ate...and then humm me and ntasha had bonding time sleeping ...and then we woke up had talks about i realli dont remeber..and humm i luv natasha..lol..an so we woke up earli and wanted to go eat ice cream..since yah know ice cream makes everything better...but it wasnt open so we went to this asian store..and they kicked us out since natasha spilled coke..lol...hum went to savons and got make up because mia and sophie decided i needded a make over..and humm i realized out of natasha sopie and mia im the most immature i think...and the little baby..lol...but it mkaes me feel special i guess...urg its weird..but i had fun man with my fellow cubans..and blah now im bored..and its driving me crazi..owww and my bruise thats on my stomach hurts and its all scabby and it gets me annoyed...<br />~gab http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/1411.html public 6 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/985.html Tue, 13 Jan 2004 05:46:33 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/985.html HEY ITS GABY...HUMM MY LEGS HURT LIKE CRAZI..AND HUMMMM IM REALLI PROUD OF NATASHA SOPHIE AND MIA BECAUSE THEY PLAYED AWESOME MAN!Blah blah nothing new..ooh yezzz and i just have to say that sophies a bigger whore than i am and that mia is bigger whore than sophie which makes mia a bigger whore than i am and NATASHA! IS A BIGGER WHORE THAN MIA AND SOPHIE PUT TOGEHTER WHICH MAKES HER A BIGGER WHORE THAN I AM!!...ooh jeee i luv than alllll..lol<br />muchluv<br />~gaby http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/985.html public 9 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/544.html Tue, 13 Jan 2004 03:24:52 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/544.html yay so yah this is natasha and ok for soccer today varsity only lost to granada by one and jv tied...woohoo even though we lost go uss!!!!!! yay so anyways, started school today which was kinda crappy. my spanish sub i think was drunk and she just too funni to laugh at. truly it was great. yes soi dont have that much hw tonight only english to reread agin and i did my math and ill do my history map tomorrow and bio can kiss my ass and spanish is yah. so anyways, im tired now and my head hurts. i think i have a migrane but im not sure. yes well im typing useless information. yes well i shall go no o yes love you all http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/544.html public 4 http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/403.html Sun, 11 Jan 2004 07:35:56 GMT http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/403.html hey everybody, this is sophie, gaby, natasha, and mias lj. yes. u know u want to add us, u know u do :D. http://barrelxofxsluts.livejournal.com/403.html heh. heh. creative public 15