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cake is good i tell ya! [03 Oct 2004|08:36pm] [ mood | full ] [ music | my richard simmons workout video ] sup homies? me llamo katarina. im russian. im also obese. i weigh about 247 pounds right now. i am 13 years old. does anyone haave an tips for dieting? my parents just moved me here from russia and now im down under in texas. i know yall think that id be in australia, but im not. im in texas. people also think im what you americans call retarded, but im not. im actually a fat, smart, girl. i love texas. and i love everyone. except for certain people. actually pretty much teh world. i just really wanna go back to russia. or even poland. or even hong kong. or bangkok. anywhere out of texas. or the united states in general. i am texan, but i hate it. im actually a outhern texan, and i like meat. i dont understand why people say that im a vegan. i would like to let everyone know, that im not a vegan, i like meat. i like to eat meat. so im no vegan. meat is delicious. but im russian. and ive decided that i dont wanna go back to russia. or poland. or hong kong. or bangkok. i would like to go to iceland. but no, that doesnt sound too fun. i think i want to go to the dominican republic. because there, my family would approve of the men. like cay-len. gosh how they would approve. i cant even explain to you what they would do. except theres one problem. i dont know if he would approve. you see, i dont got no dad. i mean seriously i never have. i have two moms. and one of them is obese. and thats where i got my 247 pounds. god damn it ma, why did you have to be so damn fat? gosh rosie, lose some weight lady! its because of you that i am so fat, and running from country and state to state and country. so to all you kids out there. peace out. and to you dandan, i hate you! peace and spread the amour because ¿donde esta el amour? seriously, when you find, tell penelope. shell be waiting. until next time ~katarina pee on me u dirty animal

the survey for the girls, please do it! [22 May 2004|03:02pm] Ok here's the survey for the perfect man! Yay please do it and try not to joke around so we dont look too stupid...we love you! The Perfect Man Place an “x” next to one of the following : Feet : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Legs (shape of) : skinny ___ chubby ___ muscular ___ DC ___ Legs (legnth of) : short ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Butt : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Hips : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Stomach : flat ___ small pooch ___ chubby ___ 6 pack ___ DC ___ Shoulders : narrow ___ normal ___ broad ___ DC ___ Chest : ripped __ skinny ___ large ___ slighty ripped ___ DC ___ Arms : skinny ___ normal ___ muscular ___ large ___ DC ___ Hands : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Chin : prominent ___ dimpled ___ normal ____ DC ___ Lips : full ___ thin ___ full upper lip ___ full lower ___ normal ___ DC ___ Teeth : perfect ___ don’t have to be perfect, just not bad ___ DC ___ Nose (size of) : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Nose (shape of) : perky ___ sloped ___ turned up ___ turned down ___ DC ___ Eyes (size of) : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Eyes (shape of) : almond ___ round ___ asian ___ DC ___ Eyes (color of) : blue ___ green ___ dark brown ___ black ___ grey ___ light brown ___ DC ___ Eyebrows : thick ___ thin ___ medium ___ natural ___ DC ___ Forehead : high ___ low ___ normal ___ DC ___ Hair Line : widow’s peak ___ normal ___ receding ___ DC ___ Skin : white ___ golden ___ olive ___ brown ___ DC ___ Face : clear skin ___ DC ___ Ears : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Eyelashes : short ___ medium ___ long ___ DC ___ Hair (style of) : bald ___ buzz cut ___ spiked ___ short but not spiked ___ shaggy ___ long ___ DC ___ Hair (color of) : bleach blonde ___ dirty blonde ___ red ___ light brown ___ dark brown ___ black ___ DC ___ Hair (texture of) : curly ___ wavy ___ straight ___ DC ___ Facial : beard ___ goatee ___ mustache ___ clean shaven ___ scruffy but shaves ___ DC ___ Sideburns : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___ Chest Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___ Arm Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___ Armpit Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___ Leg Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___ Back Hair : like ___ dislike ___ DC ___ How He Dresses : stylish ___ comfortable ___ preppy ___ skater ___ sporty ___ punk ___ mix of styles ___ DC ___ Male Celebrity : David Beckham ___ Vin Diesel ___ Jake Gyllenhal ___ Brad Pitt ____ Yow Ming (the basketball player) ___ Enrique Inglesias ___ Denzel Washington ___ Extra Stuff - put an “x” to all that apply : freckles ___ moles ___ birthmarks ___ tatoo ___ more than one tatoo ___ piercing ___ more than one piercing ___ pee on me u dirty animal

Please! If you love us, do us a favor... [22 May 2004|02:09pm] Gaby and I (Sophie) made a survey for men on their perfect woman. So pretty please fill it out so we can pass health. And even tho it'd be really fun to joke around, please be serious or we'll look really stupid. So if u love us, fill out our survey! Also, we're gona make one for the girls about guys, so girls fill the new one out when we post it. Love To All of You, Sophie and Gaby The Perfect Woman Place an “x” next to one of the following : Nails : manicured ___ bare ___ don’t care ___ Feet : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Legs (shape of) : skinny ___ chubby ___ muscular ___ shapely ___ DC ___ Legs (legnth of) : short ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Butt : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Hips : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Stomach : flat ___ small pooch ___ chubby ___ DC ___ Breasts (size of) : A ___ B ___ C ___ D ___ larger than D ___ DC ___ Breasts (shape of) : cone ___ round ___ pointed down ___ turned up ___ DC___ Shoulders : narrow ___ normal ___ broad ___ DC ___ Arms : skinny ___ normal ___ muscular ___ large ___ DC ___ Hands : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Chin : prominent ___ dimpled ___ normal ____ DC ___ Lips : full ___ thin ___ full upper lip ___ full lower ___ normal ___ DC ___ Teeth : perfect ___ don’t have to be perfect, just not bad ___ DC ___ Nose (size of) : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Nose (shape of) : perky ___ sloped ___ turned up ___ turned down ___ DC ___ Eyes (size of) : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Eyes (shape of) : almond ___ round ___ asian ___ DC ___ Eyes (color of) : blue ___ green ___ dark brown ___ black ___ grey ___ light brown ___ DC ___ Eyebrows : thick ___ thin ___ medium ___ natural ___ DC ___ Forehead : high ___ low ___ normal ___ DC ___ Hair Line : widow’s peak ___ normal ___ receding ___ DC ___ Skin : white ___ golden ___ olive ___ brown ___ DC ___ Face : clear skin ___ DC ___ Ears : small ___ medium ___ large ___ DC ___ Eyelashes : short ___ medium ___ long ___ DC ___ Hair (style of) : boy short ___ chin length ___ shoulder length ___ midback length ___ butt length ___ DC ___ Hair (color of) : bleach blonde ___ dirty blonde ___ red ___ light brown ___ dark brown ___ black ___ DC ___ Hair (texture of) : curly ___ wavy ___ straight ___ DC ___ How She Dresses : shows off her body ___ modest ___ stylish ___ comfortable ___ punk ___ mix of styles ___ DC ___ Pick the Hottest Celebrity : JLo ___ Beyonce ___ Britney Spears ___ Angelina Jolie ___ Halle Berry ___ Lucy Liu ___ Cameron Diaz ___ Extra Stuff - put an “x” to all that apply : freckles ___ moles ___ birthmarks ___ Thank You We love You Back! pee on me u dirty animal

[13 May 2004|06:51pm] lisetty and I now share a lj so add it suck_my_balls05 ~gaby pee on me u dirty animal

this is how we talk to each other...were so nice o yes [08 May 2004|04:45pm] [ music | im just a kid-simple plan ] tweedledoo333 (11:16:55 PM): nothing really...just chillen...natasha i think we should get you some help...im sorry to bring this up bu these past few days...ur eating habits have gone out of control...more than they uual tho tweedledoo333 (11:17:29 PM): the usual DarlinStarfish (11:17:31 PM): tweedledoo333 (11:16:55 PM): nothing really...just chillen...natasha i think we should get you some help...im sorry to bring this up bu these past few days...ur eating habits have gone out of control...more than they uual tho ....... DarlinStarfish (11:20:45 PM): gaby ur just fat ok...it jhasnt just been the past 2 days...but the past 2 months...you need to stop eating as much or work out a lot more tweedledoo333 (11:23:25 PM): tasha i seriously do not know what to do with you anymore...im embarassed by your weight problem..im sorry if this goes on any longer i doubt we can still be friends DarlinStarfish (11:24:02 PM): gaby, i know im fat. youre maming me cry right now, but youre a lot fatter. and i eat more than you. its kinda sad. dont you think? pee on me u dirty animal

just for men who have problems with pee [23 Apr 2004|10:31pm] [ mood | sick ] tweedledoo333 (10:27:03 PM): so today i pissed my self tweedledoo333 (10:27:04 PM): twice! DarlinStarfish (10:27:09 PM): haha DarlinStarfish (10:27:24 PM): whatd u do? kick the hill? there was no wall to kick tweedledoo333 (10:28:06 PM): ahaha huh? DarlinStarfish (10:28:31 PM): did soph have to lend u clothes....loser u always kick a wall and then go to the ground. but sophie told me you peed when u fell down the hill tweedledoo333 (10:29:12 PM): ahaha okay so i was ganna scare mia by like pushing her tweedledoo333 (10:29:15 PM): into the pool DarlinStarfish (10:29:22 PM): but u peed instead? tweedledoo333 (10:29:31 PM): yah because sh fell over onto the floor tweedledoo333 (10:29:34 PM): and so i peed tweedledoo333 (10:29:47 PM): and then mia and i were both jumping and i pushed her and then she fell tweedledoo333 (10:29:50 PM): and i peedd again DarlinStarfish (10:30:06 PM): oyvay cruz wow o wow pee on me u dirty animal

fat people hate m&ms and skittles :) [12 Mar 2004|05:06pm] [ music | natasha singing a song about how fat i am :) ] ahah so have u ever realized how much hatred we have towards m&ms and skittles?? and have u ever realized how losers change schools and think that changing schools will realli help..but then change back schools...oi and hopefulli they will realize that no matter what school what state what city the move into...they are always ganna be the same pathetic loser they have always been...so might as well get used it ;)...hum so thhis is the end...and now natasha an i will be enjoying eachothers company ;) ~gaby and natasha(the fattest people on earth...other than mia and sophie that is) pee on me u dirty animal

m n ms and skittles [12 Mar 2004|05:06pm] ahah so have u ever realized how much hatred we have towards m&ms and skittles?? and have u ever realized how losers change schools and think that changing schools will realli help..but then change back schools...oi and hopefulli they will realize that no matter what school what state what city the move into...they are always ganna be the same pathetic loser they have always been...so might as well get used it ;)...hum so thhis is the end...and now natasha an i will be enjoying eachothers company ;) ~gaby and natasha(the fattest people on earth...other than mia and sophie that is) pee on me u dirty animal

Best Date Ever! [05 Mar 2004|10:48pm] first date ever...with one of the fattest people alive...aha and that would be sophie.. ~gaby pee on me u dirty animal

[25 Feb 2004|06:43pm] [ mood | chipper ] [ music | realist nigga ] CUM DRUNK GUTTER SLUT! YESS YESSSSSS! OUR NEW WORD NO STEALING!!! ok...4 words pee on me u dirty animal

[15 Feb 2004|10:39pm] [ mood | awake ] [ music | laughing under my breath ] tweedledoo333: AAHAHAHA!@ grosssssss!!!!!! tweedledoo333: yucki tweedledoo333: its BLANK1 tho tweedledoo333: ew tweedledoo333: gross tweedledoo333: yucki Thumpa3: its so huge that the veins r all popping out n going "hi, were veins, n were popping out of a humongous penis!!!! " Thumpa3: lol!!! tweedledoo333: EWWWWWW...MIA!!!!...THTS SOOOOO SICK...YUCKI!! Thumpa3: lol!!!! tweedledoo333: ahaha mia i just thought about the picture u drew of BLANK2..and her "real long shlong" tweedledoo333: aahaha and BLANK3 Thumpa3: hahaha Thumpa3: his is small Thumpa3: n u cant see the veins tweedledoo333: ewwwwww Thumpa3: but his has eyebrows tweedledoo333: eyebrows??!?!/1 tweedledoo333: on his penis? Thumpa3: lol yes Thumpa3: and one eye tweedledoo333: ewww ewww ewww tweedledoo333: mia were hanging out with BLANK1 and BLANK3 soon Thumpa3: yes! 2mrow! and well pants BLANK3 n ull see his eyebrows! tweedledoo333: eww!!!..ahaha i wanan take a picture of it tweedledoo333: lol PS: THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN MORE PACKAGES THAN THE UPS PPS: WELL PUT THE PICUTRE ON WHEN WE TAKE IT >:) pee on me u dirty animal

I LOOOVVEEE YOU [12 Feb 2004|08:38pm] [ mood | loved ] 3rd period is the best class EVER and my 3 sluts know why..lol..okay so yah today in health i got to *teach* the class on families...and it was pretti sscari...but then after a while it was realli fun and some realli stupid kid asked me what permanent meant..so i gave him *the look* hum oh yah and i cant wait till valentines! not!! because this is going to be my 2197394757493 valentine alone..ooh yah...fuuun..oh and pracitce today was the best we got to play world cup and of course mia and i were CUBA! ooh yah baby...kicked major ass...lol..and kicked lots of balls at the cheerleaders :) ~gab pee on me u dirty animal

[30 Jan 2004|10:05pm] humm today after school went to canoga saw lots of people...umm got realli close to kahlil...oh man he makes me laugh..humm then walked around a lot..and now my feet hurt :-/...ohh weo..umm than later went to the mall with my 3 favorite sluts..and hum i tired on a skirt in size 0 and fuck my fat ass wasnt able to fit..so i tried one in size 1 my fat asss still coudltn fit...so i tried on a size 3 and it fit..i remember the days when i used to fit into a size 0...but size 3 makes me happi :) oh yah and natasha has great legs...and i think she shud show off her legs more often man...ohhh yezz.. and the thing that made my day today was going into hollister and playing with that thingy that lets you choose songs...oh god it makes me smile when i think about it.. :)...seee im smiling right this momeNT..ooh yah and i LOVE YOU ~gaby p.s. EWWW UR A DIRTY GIRL...YUCKi i lOVE nikki pee on me u dirty animal

mmmm...usic [28 Jan 2004|10:41pm] [ mood | pissed off ] [ music | Stephen Speaks...really calms u down ] thank g-d for music, without it, i think id just state the obvious and tell berchin to get himself laid and stop taking out his life's frustrations on his students...had to get that one out, i hate studying and when i have to actually do it (for a full two hours, thank you) i get pretty annoyed...good game today guys, im proud of all of u! now ill stop stalling and go shower... ~sophie~ p.s. i am no longer a virgin! in terms of updating a live journal, that is... pee on me u dirty animal

yaaaa [21 Jan 2004|06:41pm] ok hey its natasha. ok well got soccer pictures back today. aww soph, mia, and gabs i need to show you mine and yes mia scan onto ur computer por favor. yes well we tied and jv won! wooooohoooo! yes yes so um tomorrow is carta final for espanol una a. yes yes very scared but hopefully i shall do very well. yes ummmmm i did my math hw on my own go me! haha anyways, today was fun. lunch was a lotta fun. anyways yes yes i shall go now but i truly love everyone at the moment! love you all ♥ *Tasha pee on me u dirty animal

[20 Jan 2004|10:04pm] blah pee on me u dirty animal

[17 Jan 2004|08:43pm] so hum yesterday was pretti damn fun..humm okie so i came home then later went to eat cuban food with my fellow cubans..ahahaha yeah i have officially decided that natasha and sophie are real cubans ..humm then we went to the galleria which is the stupidest place in the whole wide world...it was just a waist of time going there...so humm then mia sophie natasha calen and mikey came back to my house and watched a realli stuppid movie...and then the left...and then we ate...and then humm me and ntasha had bonding time sleeping ...and then we woke up had talks about i realli dont remeber..and humm i luv natasha..lol..an so we woke up earli and wanted to go eat ice cream..since yah know ice cream makes everything better...but it wasnt open so we went to this asian store..and they kicked us out since natasha spilled coke..lol...hum went to savons and got make up because mia and sophie decided i needded a make over..and humm i realized out of natasha sopie and mia im the most immature i think...and the little baby..lol...but it mkaes me feel special i guess...urg its weird..but i had fun man with my fellow cubans..and blah now im bored..and its driving me crazi..owww and my bruise thats on my stomach hurts and its all scabby and it gets me annoyed... ~gab pee on me u dirty animal

MUAHHAHA! [12 Jan 2004|09:42pm] HEY ITS GABY...HUMM MY LEGS HURT LIKE CRAZI..AND HUMMMM IM REALLI PROUD OF NATASHA SOPHIE AND MIA BECAUSE THEY PLAYED AWESOME MAN!Blah blah nothing new..ooh yezzz and i just have to say that sophies a bigger whore than i am and that mia is bigger whore than sophie which makes mia a bigger whore than i am and NATASHA! IS A BIGGER WHORE THAN MIA AND SOPHIE PUT TOGEHTER WHICH MAKES HER A BIGGER WHORE THAN I AM!!...ooh jeee i luv than alllll..lol muchluv ~gaby pee on me u dirty animal

woohooo new journal woohoo [11 Jan 2004|07:23pm] yay so yah this is natasha and ok for soccer today varsity only lost to granada by one and jv tied...woohoo even though we lost go uss!!!!!! yay so anyways, started school today which was kinda crappy. my spanish sub i think was drunk and she just too funni to laugh at. truly it was great. yes soi dont have that much hw tonight only english to reread agin and i did my math and ill do my history map tomorrow and bio can kiss my ass and spanish is yah. so anyways, im tired now and my head hurts. i think i have a migrane but im not sure. yes well im typing useless information. yes well i shall go no o yes love you all pee on me u dirty animal

[10 Jan 2004|11:33pm] [ mood | creative ] [ music | heh. ] hey everybody, this is sophie, gaby, natasha, and mias lj. yes. u know u want to add us, u know u do :D. pee on me u dirty animal

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